BLUE THING #10: LINGOVATION OF THE WEEK. JA!
Dear Friends:
As you may or may not know, a Lingovation is a newly-created, freshly-coined word, often comprised of a hybrid or contraction of several existing words, which comes into being when no other single existing word or word combination (and sometimes not even an entire paragraph!) can precisely express the thought. They are not nonsensical terms, and must indeed be taken very seriously.
INQUIROPHOBIC – A lingovated noun used to describe persons who are either 1) very uninformed, or 2) extraordinarily lacking in self-confidence but have managed to defensively compensate for this by appearing egomaniacal, and who consider anyone who questions his or her directives, statements or orders a “traitor” or an “enemy combatant. This condition pairs very synergistically with paranoid psychosis.
An inquirophobic typically responds to even the gentlest, polite inquiry about any aspect of what he or she has said with something like: “If you’re not with me, you’re against me!” “How dare you question my reasons! ” “You must be one of THEM!” “Either you’re with me all the way, or you’re with the terrorists.” “Security! Remove this heckler!” “I’ve always suspected that YOU were one of their sympathizers!” “Nobody here likes your kind.”
p.s. If after reading the LINGOVATION above, you have some idea of your very own for a new LINGOVATION, simply press on the button which follows (it says "Submit My Original Lingovation") to submit your new word and its definition, and we will make you famous...well, perhaps just somewhat famous. We will get your Lingovation a very high ranking on all of the search engines -- that much is assured!
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