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Sunday, February 28, 2010

BLUE THING #3: Amazing New Facts and Statistics

Amazing New Facts and Statistics

BLUE THING #3: Amazing New Facts and Statistics

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Following is a veritable cesspool teeming with trivial items to use in pick-up lines in bars, to fill awkward silences in credit committee meetings, and to forward (via email) to the spam filters of Oprah, Bill O’Reilly, Bono, Paris Hilton, Harry Potter [either one], any member of the board of directors of Bank Of America, the president or prime minister of your home nation, or one or more of your many friends, family members and people who have far too much time on their hands.

Here goes:

Honoring the airing of the final episode of M*A*S*H, on March 2nd, 1983 to 125,000,000 viewers, we present:

Funny M*A*S*H Quotes:

I'm a life long Anglophile. England is still the only place I know where any young man can grow up to be the Queen.
- Hawkeye

I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat.
- Charles Emerson Winchester III

I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down.
- Hawkeye

Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which is the direct result of the act of it.
- Henry Blake

It's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. The only person who I have to be better than is myself.
- Colonel Potter

Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye.
- Sidney Freedman, "Dear Sigmund"

Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is.
- Frank Burns

A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.
- Klinger

What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure.
- Trapper

Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Makes me proud every time I throw up.
- Klinger


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