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In honor of the premiere of the socially-conscious sitcom on January 12th, 1971, we proudly present:
In honor of the premiere of the socially-conscious sitcom on January 12th, 1971, we proudly present:
Amazing Facts about All in the Family
Archie-isms
Most viewers perceived the show with satirical intent, and therefore its impact would reduce prejudice
Thirteen percent of Americans watched every week
Six percent of Americans never watched
Thirteen percent of non-viewers did not watch because it was offensive
On average sixty-two percent of viewers preferred Archie over Mike
Thirteen percent of viewers believed Archie made better sense than Mike
Archie wins forty-two percent of the time
Lionel makes fun of Archie six percent of the time
Gloria makes fun of Archie two percent of the time
Edith makes fun of Archie thirty six percent of the time
Mike makes fun of Archie forty six percent of the time
Twenty percent of viewers believe the show has made them aware of prejudice
Twelve percent of US adolescents believed Archie was extremely funny
Twenty-two percent of US adolescents believed ethnic slurs were not wrong
Eighty-four percent of viewers believe Archie is not reasonable
Ninety percent of viewers believe Mike is usually right
Mike begins bickering at 4.94 percent
Viewers believe Archie is in control 15.7 percent of the time
Sixty-nine percent of viewers believe AITF has a serious purpose
Sixty-eight percent of viewers identify with Mike
A
adult-er-ess (adult female)
air-a-plane (airplane)
alexander graham booth (john wilks booth)
a-rhab (arab)
a-ri-ba-du-che (arrivederci)
arterial influction (arterial Infarction)
assiatic nerve (ciatic nerve)
B
beaurocraps (beaurocrats)
bequerred (to give to)
berieve (grieve)
buttinsky (a person who is nosy)
birth patrol (birth control)
bisontonical woman (bionic woman)
C
chinooka (hanukah)
chinkiepuncture (acupuncture)
constitionalists (constituents)
consecration (concentration)
corpsuckels (corpuscles)
cuisini (zuchini)
D detergent (deterrent)
detergerate (regurgitate)
E
entramanore (entrepreneur)
ecrology (ecology)
F
female intermission (female intuition)
finixiate (asphixiate)
floorplay (foreplay)
G
garlic stones (gall stones)
groinocologist (gynecologist)
geronimous zones (erogenous zones)
groan (groin)
Guatemoola (Guatemala)
H
homosapien (killer fag)
house of ill refute (house of ill repute)
his-mones & her-mones (hormones)
I
iminent (intimate)incremented (cremated)
ipso fatso (vice versa)
ivory shower (ivory tower)
incest (incense)
J
jetlock (jet lag)
K
kromo-stones (chromosomes)
L
lufrans (lutherans)
last will & tenticle (last will & testament)
M menstrual show (minstrel show)
mental pause (menopause)
minororities (minorities)
N
nave (nieve)
O
P
pillow of salt (pillar Of salt)
poke-ya-nose mts. (poconos mts)
poisbyterians (presbytarians)
premartial sex (pre-marital sex)
prederranged (prearranged)
orevert (pervert)
prostate server (process server)
pernt (point)
Q
qualifidations (qualifications)
R
rectal nerve (retnal nerve)
rosemarie (for stephanie on ABP)
S
shemoglobins (hemoglobins)
sympathize (synchronize)
strategies of war (tragedies of war)
santy’s ga’nomes (santa’s gnomes)
six thousand dollar man (six million dollar man)
suppository remarks (derogatory remarks)
saniquarium (sanitarium)
T
trampaloon (trampoline)
transversive (transvestite)
terlit (toilet)
U
urology (eulogy)
V veal scallepeepee (scallipini)
venereal (funeral)
Vertizontal (horizontal)
W
wild hornets (wild horses)
weirdwolf (werewolf)
woman's lubrication (woman's liberation)
X
Y
Z
zeberellas (female Zebra's)
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