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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

BLUE THING #10: Lingovation of the Week



Dear Friends:

As you may or may not know, a Lingovation is a newly-created, freshly-coined word, often comprised of a hybrid or contraction of several existing words, which comes into being when no other single existing word or word combination (and sometimes not even an entire paragraph!) can precisely express the thought. They are not nonsensical terms, and must indeed be taken very seriously.


Crapslingery – A lingovated noun meaning, in essence, the art or habit of citing information which is unverifiable, and therefore which can neither be proved or disproved. If the crapslingery is couched in bravado and stentorian tones (either naturally or ethanol-fueled), it is often perceived by the surrounding witnesses or audience as indisputable fact. In defending crapslingery, the crapslinger will occasionally use such follow-up phrases as: “As anybody knows,” or “As we’ve ALL seen,” in the interest of pre-empting any questions as to his or her veracity. This follow-up is generally very effective at fending off any outright questions, in that it makes any doubter hesitant to give voice to his or her misgivings or disbelief for fear of peer ridicule in a public forum. If someone should be bold enough to risk peer ridicule and actually voice a question or a doubt as to the authenticity of the crapslinger’s claims, the practiced master of crapslingery will either just nod his or her head from side to side, with a pitying smile, as if listening to the ravings of an insane person; should this not prove effective, the ultimate master of crapslingery will often say, “I won’t even dignify that with a response,” thereby terminating the would-be inquisition.


p.s. If after reading the LINGOVATION above, you have some idea of your very own for a new LINGOVATION, simply press on the button which follows (it says "Submit My Original Lingovation") to submit your new word and its definition, and we will make you famous...well, perhaps just somewhat famous. We will get your Lingovation a very high ranking on all of the search engines -- that much is assured!


The button.....

SUBMIT MY OWN LINGOVATION!

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LINGOVATIONS!


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