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As you may or may not know, a Lingovation is a newly-created, freshly-coined word, often comprised of a hybrid or contraction of several existing words, which comes into being when no other single existing word or word combination (and sometimes not even an entire paragraph!) can precisely express the thought. They are not nonsensical terms, and must indeed be taken very seriously.
PALONIC – When an inarticulate individual has achieved celebrity status and misspeaks, inadvertently inventing a word, and the Oxford English Dictionary declares the word to be legitimate and recognized as acceptable speech (as in Sarah Palin’s use of the term “refudiate” in a moment of spontaneous inspiration), the English-speaking world will be forced to acknowledge it and praise it as if it were a newly-minted work of art. If you are a reasonably intelligent and educated member of the English-speaking world, this is not unlike having to endure the pressure and discomfort associated with the insertion of a colonic into the terminal aperture of your intestinal tract. It is painful, but it will ultimately be forced through in the end.
“Palonic” is a fusion of the terms “Palin” and “Colonic”
This Lingovation can be used either as a noun, as in “engaging in pleasantries and palonics,” or as an adjective, as in “The idea was palonic, but no one raised an objection.”
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