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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

BLUE THING #10: Lingovation of the Week

Dear Friends:

As you may or may not know, a Lingovation is a newly-created, freshly-coined word, often comprised of a hybrid or contraction of several existing words, which comes into being when no other single existing word or word combination (and sometimes not even an entire paragraph!) can precisely express the thought. They are not nonsensical terms, and must indeed be taken very seriously.

TURDISTAN – Any small, non-industrialized and resource-poor nation (except for some reserves of sand, rock and scraps of metal from bullet casings and Improvised Explosive Devices) in a constant state of ethnic civil wars, tribalism and war-lord rule,, governmental upheaval and continuous violence. The average life expectancy is usually in the range of 30 years, but the village elders (i.e., individuals who have survived more than 36 years) generally give the appearance of heavy smokers in their late 70s to 80s. No formal educational system and an absence of any intellectual, technical or professional talent (when the locals grin broadly for the rare National Geographic photo opportunity, posed either brandishing or leaning on their antiquated Soviet-made “occasionally” automatic weapons, the absence of any dental attention becomes painfully evident). The principal import of any Turdistan is weaponry, and its principal exports are hateful and inflammatory speech, expatriate labor (these renegades become cabbies and convenience store operators in foreign countries mostly), and hallucinogenic plant products, when in season.

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