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Honoring the resignation of British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlin and subsequent formation of a new government by Winston Churchill on May 11, 1940 we proudly present:
Funny Winston Churchill Quotes
"When I am abroad I always make it a rule never to criticise or attack the Government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home."
"A sheep in sheep's clothing"
On Clement Atlee
"A modest man, who has much to be modest about"
On Clement Atlee
"An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, Atlee got out"
On Clement Atlee
"I wish Stanley Baldwin no ill, but it would have been much better if he had never lived"
On Stanley Baldwin
"He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened"
On Stanley Baldwin
"He looked at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe"
On Neville Chamberlain
Lady Astor to Churchill: "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"
Bessie Braddock to Churchill: "Winston, you're drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"
"What could you hope to achieve except to be sunk in a bigger and more expensive ship this time"
On Admiral Mountbatten
On Clement Atlee
"A modest man, who has much to be modest about"
On Clement Atlee
"An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, Atlee got out"
On Clement Atlee
"I wish Stanley Baldwin no ill, but it would have been much better if he had never lived"
On Stanley Baldwin
On Stanley Baldwin
"He looked at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe"
On Neville Chamberlain
Lady Astor to Churchill: "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"
Bessie Braddock to Churchill: "Winston, you're drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"
"What could you hope to achieve except to be sunk in a bigger and more expensive ship this time"
On Admiral Mountbatten
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
"In those days he was wiser than he is now--he used frequently to take my advice."
"I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod."
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
"Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time."
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
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