BLUE THING #3: Amazing New Facts and Statistics

Sunday, April 25, 2010

BLUE THING #3: Amazing New Facts and Statistics

Why? These amazing facts and statistics are informative, fascinating, fun to forward to friends, and occasionally hysterical. This post is unbelievably hysterical. We promise. Read it. Click on the little envelope-shaped icon at the very bottom of the whole BLUE THING POSTING, and send this to 10 friends, colleagues or business associates with your own custom transmittal email attached. They'll thank you. Oh yes. They surely will.

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HERE'S MY AMAZING FACT, STATISTIC OR STORY!

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Simply click on the hyperlink below to submit your gem:

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Following is a veritable cesspool teeming with trivial items to use in pick-up lines in bars, to fill awkward silences in credit committee meetings, and to forward (via email) to the spam filters of Oprah, Bill O’Reilly, Bono, Paris Hilton, Harry Potter [either one], any member of the board of directors of Bank of America, the president or prime minister of your home nation, or one or more of your many friends, family members and people who have far too much time on their hands.

Here goes:

Commemorating "Babe Ruth Day" at Yankee Stadium and across the country on April 27, 1947, we proudly present:

Babe Ruth Day

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