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As you may or may not know, a Lingovation is a newly-created, freshly-coined word, often comprised of a hybrid or contraction of several existing words, which comes into being when no other single existing word or word combination (and sometimes not even an entire paragraph!) can precisely express the thought. They are not nonsensical terms, and must indeed be taken very seriously.
PERFUNCULATIONS – A lingovated noun which refers to obligatory political rhetoric and seemingly outraged speeches (usually accomplanied by threats of toothless "sanctions," "country club exclusions," "the judgment of the civilized world" and other idle intimations) spoken by international dignitaries, world leaders and grandstanding attention-grabbers in search of a press opportunity when a "rogue" nation or a "rogue regime" does something unkind to either its own population or to a weaker geographical neighbor. These are mere saber-rattling exercises in the interest of pretending to be outraged or to take a stance against naughty political conduct at high levels, and the occasional domestic genocide, ethnic cleansing, or other inhumane acts.
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